"Perhaps 18-year-old Jesse Ray Stewart got the wrong message with Crime Dog McGruff's national "Take a Bite Out of Crime" campaign."
"While a Pasco County Sheriff's Office deputy was taking Stewart to the Land O' Lakes Jail on Sunday after he was arrested on a burglary charge, Stewart took a bite -- actually several -- out of the patrol car's seat, sheriff's officials say.
Bite by bite, he tore through vinyl cruiser No. 2502, a 2006 Chevrolet Impala, exposing its fluffy filling, a sheriff's report states. When he was done with the presumably not-so-tasty treat, he had done about $300 in damage, Deputy Mark Mitchell reported."
Uhm, well, I'm not sure what this would've accomplished, but hey, he was drunk... his charges were: auto burglary, resisting arrest without violence and criminal mischief. Bail is set at $10,300.
Comments? What's the strangest way you'd try to escape the police?
thats a very strange way to escape being arrested but i agree he was drunk and people tend to act weirdly when theyre drunk. if i were trying to escape i wouldnt do anything that weird