Bad behavior should never be rewarded. It was just plain wrong when O.J. Simpson tried to trademark his name on souvenir steak knives. And that really happened.
You'll therefore be happy to know that baby-making machine Nadya Suleman has no financial stake in Octomom: The Musical set to premier in Los Angeles in June.
"We keep expecting to hear from her," says writer-director Chris Voltaire. "We've gotten some mysterious phone messages. But nothing definitive. She hasn't even called to wish us luck."
Don't expect her to audition to play herself either. As Voltaire told my friends at Flash News earlier this week, "We dont have the budget we'd need for childcare, in her case."
To those who wish to audition, Voltaire offers this advice: If you look like Angelina Jolie it helps. If you have pole dancing experience as well its good. 
With the curtain expected to go up soon, Voltaire expects casting to be complete in days. We're grateful to him for providing a little excerpt of his ripped-from-the-headlines screenplay, although I'm sure the Octo-lawyers are going to be calling it ripped-off from the headlines.
I dont even know what to say..This is just dumb..What do you think?
